joes operation

The doctor said .'joe the good news is I can cure your headaches/ The bad news is that it will require castration/
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates on hell of a headache
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed/ he wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife/ When he left hospital he was without his headache for the first time in 20years.
He realized that he felt like a different person/ He could make a new beginning and live a new life/
He saw a mens clothing store and thought, thats what I need ......a new suit. He entered the shop and told the salesman ' I'd like a new suit'. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'lets see....size 44 long.' Joe laughed 'thats right how did you know? 'Been in the business 60 years' said the salesman. Joe tried on the suit it fitted prefectly. As Joe eye himself in the mirror. The salesman asked 'how about an new shirt ? Joe thought for a moment then said 'yes'. The salesman eyed Joe and said 'lets see.....34 sleeves and 16 neck'. 'Thats right how did you know? 'Been in the business 60 years' Joe tried on the shirt and if fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked 'how about new underwear. Joe thought for a moment and said 'yes'. The salesman said 'lets see...36' Joe laughed
'Ah ha I got you I've worn 34s since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head 'you can't wear size 34 a size 34 would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one terrible headache,
New suit £300 new shirt £36 new unwear £6 SECOND OPINION------PRICELESS.